You Probably Work in Fashion If…

1. Your outfit choices may cause hayfever.

Momma needs Clarityn.

Momma needs Clarityn.

2. The naughtiest thing you have in your fridge is an avocado. It may well go into a homemade face mask.

Poor Mr Potato Head does't even get a look in!

Poor Mr Potato Head does’t even get a look in!

3. You take photos with people at the very corner of the shot. It is, quite literally, very edgy.

Woof

Woof

4. You wear your boyfriend’s clothes. And your mum’s clothes. Or actually anyone’s clothes but your own.

She's rocking it though.

She’s rocking it though.

5. You’ve got a really niche pet. Like a small bird. Or a rat.

This girl is actually bloody cool: China Pig.

China Pig is actually amazing

6. Canapes + air = dinner

The burgers must be shiny.

Burgers must be shiny in fashion.

7. You would consider any one of these a solid investment:

Yep, that's an umbilical cord.

Yep, that’s an umbilical cord.

A Gordon Brown lookalike.

A Gordon Brown lookalike.

Boobies!

Oh and some boobies!

8. Your clothes could also double-up as armour:

Ouch.

Ouch.

I kinda feel this is something Dumbledore would own, if he was a hipster?

I kinda feel this is something Dumbledore would own, if he was a hipster?

9. And you have a tattoo. Of either a small star behind your ear lobe, a music note on your wrist procured after Reading ’08, or initials of a long-lost lover in calligraphy font on your shoulder blade. What happens in Mykonos, stays in Mykonos.

This guy has taken it too far.

This guy has taken it too far.

10. You’re up all night to get lucky.

Fleur de Mal are rocking it.

Polaroid’s are making a comeback. No pun intended.

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