Why Brits Can’t Do Summer

Read at:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/jellymalin/why-british-people-cant-do-summer-apzw

1. We’ve got no clue how to use sun protection.

We've got no clue how to use sun protection.

Like, literally none.

Like, literally none.

2. And we look bloody terrible on the beach.

And we look bloody terrible on the beach.

3. We still haven’t figured out how to do ‘festival cool’

We still haven't figured out how to do 'festival cool'

4. And we do terribly cruel things to the heads of our young.

And we do terribly cruel things to the heads of our young.

5. In fact, to our heads generally.

In fact, to our heads generally.

6. We make terrible holiday decisions.

We make terrible holiday decisions.

Places where the worst kind of humans surface.

Places where the worst kind of humans surface.

Truly, the worst.

Truly, the worst.

7. We have to witness celebrity cretins in their bikinis.

We have to witness celebrity cretins in their bikinis.

8. And we spend all year waiting for sun, and then we get too pissed to see it.

And we spend all year waiting for sun, and then we get too pissed to see it.

I mean, really.

I mean, really.

9. And before you know it…

And before you know it...

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